Friday Funny: Back-to-school fun?

They're finally back in school

So why the hell am I the one with all the damn homework!

If I show them my diplomas, will they leave me alone?

And all this forming filling out is ruining Mommy's back-to-school celebratory cocktailing - I'm afraid of what the forms might look like otherwise. 

Homework ain't no fun when you're a Mom in need of a cocktail!